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“This is Ground Control to Major… Bow-Wow”: Updates on the Russian Satellite Industry

Post by Andrey Gidaspov “This is Ground Control to Key… Bow-Wow”: Updates on the Russian Satellite Industry Sometime in the 1950s, the renowned Italian monkey trainer Capellini showed his impressive skill at the popular Soviet Circus on Tsvetnoi Boulevard in Moscow. One day he was approached by some stern-hunting males in grey suits. They pulled him aside and bombarded him with awkward queries, like — how much time do you usually invest teaching a monkey to wear shiny shoes? Or how nicely can they take care of injections? Can they carry human illnesses? What takes place when a monkey