Elle Macpherson, Madonna, Britney Spears and Keeley Hawes all have male nannies – we try out it out ourselves
Our guy Adam volunteers for the part with super-WAG Lizzie Cundy

Zhirkov linked with Juventus move
Yuri Zhirkov has been connected with a move to Juventus. The Russian international was signed by Chelsea in the summer of 2009, when the Blues paid £18million to get him from CSKA Moscow.

Tottenham v West Ham – live!
• Turn on the car-refresh button below for the newest updates • Email paolo.bandini@guardian.co.uk with any musings • And adhere to the rest of the targets with our Saturday scoreboard Paolo will be tippy tappying away extremely shortly. In the meantime, here’s the full list of today’s fixtures . Here’s all the group news ahead of the games . And here’s the latest Premier League …